Conversations With Megan

Megan declared :  We got a new teacher at school today, Mum.


Me :  Oh yeah?  Is that Mrs Smith?


Megan :  Yes.  How did you know?


Me :  Mum's know everything! (I read the newsletter that Megan's regular teacher went into hospital for a hysterectomy and won't be back this term).  Is she nice?

Megan :  Yes, but she's old.


Me :  As old as mummy?


Megan:  No way!!

Geezo!  How to make Mum feel over-the-hill and totally unsexy in one easy step by 7 year old Megan.