Whack-a-Doodle Adverts from the Past

Gonna have me some of that Shizzle!
Shoot to Kill all the time - Absa lootly safe indeed.
Oh Really? On yer knees, Hooker!
Let him find out - Spank me, baby!
Can I have a fag, Mum?
Fuck Weight Waters buy a Tape Worm, Bitches!
So take your vitamins, lick your hubby's arse or you're a dawg!
Sending you some lung cancer for Crimble to Rock Yer Tits off!
And now she's a Party Skank with pearly white skin!
Crack the whip on her Whore Arse!