What's for Dinner?

According to a poll commissioned by Ask Jeeves people ask about 37 questions a day.  The most common of which (wait for it) is : 

"What are we having for dinner?". 

Here are the runners up:

2.  Are you okay?
3.  How are you?
4.  What's on the telly?
5.  What are you doing?
6.  How was work?
7.  What time will you be home?
8.  Where are you?
9.  What time is it?
10. Would you like a cup of tea?

Other riveting conversation starters include:

"Did you get my email?"

"Whats the weather like"?

"Are you hungry?"

"What are you doing for lunch?"

Homosapiens are a boring bunch of gits!!